LOSE CHERRY; BETTER PEACH + OLD WOOD by MAIDEN ANNA

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  1. Emma Elizabeth Woolfenden

    Hilarious

  2. Nancysg

    With the spot on replica bottles, the lineup on a vanity would be visually impressive. Sometimes it’s all about the look, not the scent!

  3. FeralJasmine

    There is something really beguiling about Rose Picrk. I’ve spent a minute trying to decide how to say it out loud and have not come to any firm conclusions.😆

  4. It’s not even April Fool’s Day yet!?

  5. Robin

    HA!!

    How much did that Cherry set you back, btw?

  6. Yesterday in a strip-mall Sephora (now that’s a fun thing to say out loud), I was surprised to see, nestled next to the safe & saleable Fords (Canadian Sephoras are generally impossible narrow in their offerings) a bottle of F*cking Fabulous. Afterward, I tried to unravel it like a code — how much f*cking relative to how fabulous? Could those two words comprise the whole fragrance pyramid? Would a ‘f*cking accord’ be the top note and fabulous be both the heart and the base? Actually, I think I’ve got it the other way around… except in rare, Arabian-nights romances, surely things start out with the tiniest molecules of effervescent fabulousness for the bigger stickier molecules hold steady, refusing to be scrubbed off in the bath… But I digress. What would Maiden Anna call this particular fragrance, assuming that, being a maiden and all, she’d be too demure to go full Ford? Who’d like to propose a title for that one?

  7. Lo Cro

    I heard TF was supposed to be reviving scents they discontinued. I don’t particularly enjoy the house and can count on one hand how many of their releases I’ve enjoyed (and have a couple fingers left.) However, if they bring back Moss Breches — I’m going to buy it. I know DUA did a dupe but I will never support that company. The owner is a shitbag for the measures he takes to steal from small/independent houses.

    I wonder what Maiden Anna would call Moss Breches. Oh! Mossy Britches. 🤣

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