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ANOTHER DAY : : : : NICE BERGAMOTE by ESSENTIAL PARFUMS (2018) + CALVIN by CALVIN KLEIN (1981)

It’s funny. The world outside feels ever increasingly fraught, frightening and apocalyptic. And yet the vast majority of us still eat our toast, take our morning shower, and head out for the office – leaving the safe familiarity of our lair and putting ourselves out there in humanity. In Japan, working from home was obviously never going to catch on – only a small fraction of the populace has ever ‘teleworked’ – it is just so antithetical to the drummed in ethos of the working as a group, and being seen to be working by that group – that unless we get a new Godzilla sized variant that kills you the second you leave the house, the population will be continuing to commute on the arteries of city trains and buses as per usual. Work is of paramount importance in the culture – and the office is where people feel valid.

For me, scent can be a way of easing this day to day; you might, in the back of your mind, be keenly aware of the fact that killer viruses are spreading across the world’s airwaves as you type on your computer surrounded by your co-workers, but at the same time you have to get a grip, and just get on with it. A normalizing, stabilizing – not exciting – accompanying fragrance as a light soundtrack to your day can be useful in this regard, which is why I am currently wearing Gucci Rush 2. It smells conformist enough and unthreatening to not offend, but also has a certain elevated elegance that lifts a person up as you gradually get through your day.

Nice Bergamote, which I assumed at first must mean a bergamot from the French Riviera town of Nice (because surely they wouldn’t just call a perfume ‘nice bergamot’……….would they?, but it seems as if they might have..) is part of a series of fragrances from Essential Parfums, a niche house that has a series of scents – a rose, a vanilla, a bois, a vetiver, etc – signed by established perfumers in the mould of Frederic Malle, but more affordable. I will be going back to assess all of these more closely, but my first pull was towards the bergamot, as I do love it so much as an essence (I am never without it) and always wonder if a perfumer will be able to use it effectively in a perfume when usually so many nasty and for me unwarranted elements start to appear after the first hour or so in almost all citrus fragrance and I end disappointed.

Nice Bergamote is intriguingly natural/synthetic, a fresh symbiosis of the two. Official notes are bergamot, jasmine and ylang ylang, with a cedar and tonka bean finish: on my skin the initial spritzes are voluptuously fresh lemon and bergamot boostered by airy additions like puffs of laundered steam – the kind of scent that is perfect for the weekday work journey, strap handling the train line and daydreaming as you make your way through the suburbs to the company. People will inwardly nod as you walk by: it is indeed exceedingly pleasant.

Later, unexpected, light, unobtrusive fougère notes made themselves known as I stood at the photocopier – at first I was wondering what they reminded me of (a little like the original Colors by Benetton which I quite liked in the eighties), but then the final accord of this perfume put me also in mind of the original Calvin by Calvin Klein, his first fragrance for men and one that got lost, completely, in the megahits that followed in the mid-eighties to early nineties period,like Obsession, Eternity, Escape, and CK One, Calvin is far less of a ‘production’ than those conceptually curated blockbusters – (I can’t even find an old advert for it online, when we know that the ‘controversial’ Marky Mark and Kate Moss ads were half the reason the perfumes became so popular in the first place). No, Calvin is subdued – almost too much so, a four by four tarragon/patchouli fougere in the manner of Azzaro, but with the barb taken out to make it almost powdery in its chamomile traced approachability. You still get the classic masculine contours, but also a soft congeniality. Probably I could wear both (I have a miniature bottle of the Calvin); this and the Bergamote, which I am thinking of actually getting, in small quantities, on certain days when I just want to be anchored in reality, and not let my mind stray too far from its confinements.

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COVID CABARET

So it is not all over after all (not that we thought that it was).

We have ‘Omicron’ – but I can’t quite face looking into it (will we ever be able to leave Japan and get back in again?…..)

A year and a half ago, we were just into the first stages of an unknown illness, which was taking the world by death and hysteria, and / but somehow, we got drawn into an online Tokyo Sunday event called Covid Cabaret, a collection of storytellers, folksingers, actors and god knows what trying to pull some levity and entertainment out of what was undoubtedly a very grave situation (for those about to cancel; remember – during the Black Death in the 14th century humour was one of the best protections; you do have to take the piss out of what ails you, your enemy ): we were not being flippant: just trying to express something other than what was being bandied about in the ugly media. A valve of darkness – and some light.

We just happened to have a pangolin – bought from the recycle shop you may know from several posts, and which D had naturally spray painted gold. As a pangolin was apparently Patient Zero, meeting some bats, and some pigs, this formed the momentum behind the impromptu ridiculousness that was our entry to the evening’s programme, where we incorporated the 12″ Japanese remix of Paul Hardcastle’s British number one single 19, with a tape we once bought twenty five years ago at a Capucin cellar in a church in Rome, a song from Brian De Palma’s sublime Phantom of the Paradise, and Duncan dancing about with a glowing golf ball to a hippie song – Mandala – by Sally Oldfield.

Pure nonsense. But kind of fun. One minute we were doing the laundry, and having Sunday lunch like everyone else, the next we were upstairs against a green screen, live, which I found quite daunting, and which was a shambles, ducking and diving, having no idea what was going on, spurting tomato ketchup on my face ): I’m not quite sure what it was all about, and why I was required to decapitate my own boyfriend at the given moment (at around the 7:00 minute mark: D fancied some Grand Guignol, for sheer expurgation, the theatrical horror of the time in late nineteenth century France also a way of catharsis for the people to let off steam during times of death and violence ): but I suddenly feel like putting it up, as this shitshow continues to careen across the globe.

https://vimeo.com/438194576

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THE SCENT OF MY WEEK : : : : GUCCI RUSH 2 (2001)

I am enjoying this discontinued gem as a work scent so much at the moment that both D and my parents are giving my bottles for my birthday. It might be boring; nondescript – but I like it. A floral green with a blackcurrant undertow, I float along with my grapefruit hand balm in pocket and know that I smell good.

It also coincides nicely with the release of the film House Of Gucci, which looks so hilariously bad I don’t know if I will be able to resist going the cinema to see it .

https://nypost.com/2021/11/22/house-of-gucci-review-lady-gagas-new-movie-is-abysmal/

(this review had me in stitches this morning).

As for Gucci Rush 2, I have written about this before, in one of my most mind-bending pieces (just look up “Memory Pod”, if you have the time and inclination).

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MY FRIEND SPOTTED ‘PERFUME’ AT THE NEW GUERLAIN BOUTIQUE IN COVENT GARDEN AND TOOK THIS PHOTO

It looks a bit like my funeral – but you can’t have everything.

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VINTAGE GUERLAIN SAMSARA PARFUM (1989)

Why did I buy a four-fifths-full 15ml vintage parfum of Guerlain’s monstrous/ gorgeous Samsara from a Fujisawa antiques shop yesterday when I know full well in my heart that I don’t even like it? Or rather, that I have a hate/love relationship which settles far more on the former but most definitely comprises some of the latter? The answer probably lies in the previous sentence: while Samsara, in its original eau de parfum, possibly the strongest and most outrageously spatially-consuming fragrance ever made by mankind – a scent you could literally smell several blocks away, that preceded a person like an ugly reputation, and yet clobbered its nasal recipient over the head with such force, such jasmine/vanilla/deep Mysore sandalwood voluptuosity, that you had, despite your rational objections, no way to withstand its laborious seductions………..is in some ways undoubtedly an outdated relic from another age. It is, though, in its original form, as in the bottle you see above, of such quality ingredients and such unmistakeability that I knew I simply had to have it in my possession. And at £19.47 (¥3000), nestled comfortably in a glass cabinet along with Japanese inro and ivory name stamps and the like, even merely as a sheer contrast to the normality of the workday, there was no way that this wasn’t getting tucked naughtily into the front zipper of my workbag.

I have written about Samsara before. This blog is essentially an almost decade-long stream of consciousness on perfume and life, and sometimes the totems of each era make a re-appearance, either in a review by themselves, or in relation to other perfumes. I occasionally enjoy these repetitions, as a story is never quite told the same way twice, and new readers bring their own unique perspectives to the table (I do remember some amusing anecdotes being exchanged, corroborating the Stephen Hawkings levels of molecule travel through known air space and time that this perfume notoriously wields like a superpower ; those unfortunates who had actually lived with a flatmate at university who would douse herself in Samsara (one dot is enough of this stuff) and had barely – clutching their mottled throats, weeping – lived to tell the tale. My own musings, smelling the desperate warmth of the perfume emanating from the bottle yesterday, were fondly of the time I first properly encountered it, when my mum brought a bottle home from the fashion establishment that she worked in at weekends in a department store and I was utterly mesmerized by its potency and yes, in a way, its alluring fabulousness (sometimes Samsara can smell rather beautiful), even if, I also could never fail to notice that it clogged up your brainwaves and filled every available nook and cranny of the house.

Another memory is going to my friend Hillary’s house. If her mother’s Samsara, apparently just sprayed somewhere upstairs in her bedroom as I rang the doorbell, hadn’t actually penetrated the door and made its way outside through the keyhole (which is kind of how I remember it), it most definitely did assault me the moment I walked in the door, even if, Mrs Evans had not as yet, taken a single step on the carpet as she made her way down the stairs to say hello. I remember us both laughing about this semi-conspiratorially, but also good-naturedly (“She does like it”), Hil told me : : after all, we were talking about perfume, and as a teenager I was already totally besotted. But why was it that, although my mother had worn some other heavy hitters in her time (Oscar De La Renta, Youth Dew, and my favourite by far, Ysatis, alongside her usually much more demure fragrances such as N⁰19 edt, Rive Gauche, Van Cleef & Arpels’ First), there was something uniquely vulgar about Samsara, even as it glinted in its obviously luxuriant – i.e overdone – ‘Parisian’ extravagance. This was, of course, due to the legendary overdose of genuine Mysore sandalwood by Jean Paul Guerlain, revolutionary at the time, which made up 30% of the formula. Sandalwood, in itself, is already an extraordinarily dense, dry, yet moist and glistening oil that eats through negativity and melancholy with full force; the essential oil – buttery, dense, rich, erotic – lasting for days on your skin. If you then pack in loads of very sweet vanilla, musk, tonka amber,etc, along with the Guerlinade, tip top quality ylang ylang (this note was particularly singing on my skin when I attempted a little last night), layers of iris and orris, violet, peach synthetics and effervescent citrus notes fizzing in the fusillades of nose-blasting pomposity, you are really talking sillage here.

The parfum, which God in his mercy has provided in a dab format (do not spray this thing!) is not as intense in many ways as the aforementioned edp, which definitely won the missile range trophy in terms of penetrating subterfuge; the extrait biding its time a little before blooming. But even a bit on the back of my hand after I came home from work filled up the room (‘blimey‘ said D); when he hugged me to say goodnight, slightly taking a couple of steps back, saying wow, you smell so Samsara-y: I replied in turn, ‘do feel free to wear some – as much as you want – tomorrow for work. “My god, he said in return, with a look of horror on his face, ‘can you imagine? It’s so…. ……… busty“.

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THE SCANDALS OF NATURE : : : : : HERETIC PARFUMS’ DIRTY GRASS (2020) + DIRTY MANGO (2020) + DIRTY GINGER (2017) + FLOWER PORN (2020) + FLORGASM (2018)

Ordinarily I find that too much intimation of the ‘forbidden’ or the ‘naughty’ in perfumery is something of a turn off. While we all know that sex sells, a name like ‘Flower Porn’ immediately arouses my close-to-the-surface inner skeptic (the word ‘porn’ itself has also become vastly and tediously overused in my view, and in often very ineffective contexts : on social media you will see a beautiful quotation or a poem published, and soiled, by seeing the ugliness of the provider ‘word porn’ at the bottom of the page; a photographic landscape is posted by ‘nature porn’: there is furniture porn, chocolate porn, ‘inspiration porn’, you name it – but for me these simply don’t work for me as reference points for something that you fixate on or gorge on, because, quite simply, porn is porn: titillating and exciting to many, and serving a useful purpose, but with one, very obvious aim only – and not necessarily an especially edifying one.

Thus, though Flower Porn is most definitely an eye-catching name for a perfume – who wouldn’t notice that bottle first when they scanned a niche perfumery’s selection? – I initially gave it and its brethren from Heretic Parfums (again….always those ‘devilish’ and provocative names for perfumeries) short shrift: at first I churlishly didn’t even smell it out of a conviction that it must be cheap in sentiment, commercially desperate, and/or salaciously vacuous ( Florgasm, though, I have to say: what a name! This is genius. How come no-one thought of it earlier?)

Anyway, the proof is always in the pudding, in the same way that you never know how someone is going to be in the sack until they are actually in there with you. And, to my surprise, I really quite liked some of this range when I finally got my nose on the perfumes and put my prejudices aside. Moreover, I have to say that the initially slightly eye-rolling ‘dirty’ concept, when you look into Heretic Parfums motivations and conceptualizations further, is actually quite interesting; not based, as would probably be predicted, on the grungey musks and saccharine synthetics that get so many ‘erotic’ perfumeries’ knickers in a twist (and an absolute joke, to me, when so many vintage, ‘ladylike’ and ‘gentlemanly’ perfumes back in the day contained vastly more shocking quantities of genuine filth – think Monsieur de Givenchy; La Nuit De Paco Rabanne; as for Bal A Versailles…….don’t let me go there).

No. What I like about founder and perfumer Douglas Little’s officially stated approach is a new attitude to naturals, essential oils and botanical extracts in perfumery. Rather than the ‘healing’ and scientifically verified medicinal qualities of plants (to which, as you know, I subscribe wholeheartedly; empirically), the creator of the Heretic line, while appreciating those facets of aromatherapeutic substances, wants to veer away from the hippie apothecary vibe of natural perfumery and instead concentrate on the natural imperfections and messiness of essential oils in a purely olfactory setting; their lack of smoothed down edges, the strange routes that they take (anyone who has ever used a raw ylang ylang or neroli; a patchouli or a lavender – and especially citruses – knows that pure essential oils are not really wearable as perfumes: there are often unpleasant tangents (ylang ylang unpleasantly harsh at the end of its duration, drained of vitality; rose just sour and depleted; jasmine rich, foul); strange, lurking unexpectations (the hidden ‘milkiness’ of rosemary and eucalpytus; the ‘curdled’ quality of natural sandalwood in some phases of its olfactive progression; almost every oil in fact just too vibrant and multifaceted to be curtailed with a commercially viable simplicity). This brand, therefore, claims to actively embrace, indeed showcase these ‘feral aspects of nature’, while still, presumably, culminating in aesthetically pleasing perfumes.

Little says on Heretic’s website that

“Natural fragrance is a unique and unexplored niche within the fragrance world that for the most part has been used for spa and aromatherapy products. My interest in natural perfume has very little to do with health benefits and everything to do with their depth and complexity. Natural fragrances are much like wine in that you can detect nuances of the plant, the soil and its surroundings. They have a character that cannot be found of achieved with the synthetic copies. These fragrances are alive, unique and create an olfactory fingerprint.”

The few I have smelled certainly do have a vivid life to them. Of the two flores escandalosas, I found Florgasm to be the more successful in terms of harmony (a prominent orange blossom/ neroli punctured with fresh ylang ylang, tuberose, jasmine, hibiscus, bitter orange, bergamot and lemon), though Porn is also very flower-shop fresh – both of these have a certain florist’s in the early morning feel that would make them nice off-to-the-office -in-pressed-white-shirt briskness : with its green, peppery galbanum/ geranium/ violet leaf vetiver rose spiced with coriander and black pepper; the volatile, floral notes smell quite hyped up and tingling to be all sealed permanently in the same bottle together.

Detractors do say on scent fora that both of these (and many of the other Heretic perfumes) are too short lived on the skin – as is to be expected – even if for me personally the entire notion of ‘projection monsters’ and ‘stamina beasts’ is a misguided nightmare of the modern age that has truly brought down perfumery’s status low in the eyes of the non perfumisti, and the more sensitively-inclined scent haters of the ‘general public’. Yes, there might be a spritzy faintness to some of these delicacies, but nonetheless there is definitely also something extraordinarily appealing for me about the idea that the perfume you have just sprayed on literally contains virtually nothing but flowers.

I love Dirty Mango.

Quite how one extracts the scent of a mango is anyone’s guess (and ‘musk and white woods’? Are these as kosher as we have been lead to believe?), but the main mango accord here, circled with mandarin orange and geranium for spikiness, is undoubtedly rather delicious. There is something about the overall, fresh and mouthsmacking feel to the scent that reminds me a little of Chopard’s delirious Casmir, but without that perfume’s heaviness nor rich vanilla; Rather, there is a lighter sensation to the perfume, an endearing adult cuteness, which makes it far less slimey and ridiculous than Montale’s hilarious Mango Manga; less pixellated and overly thought out than Bertrand Duchaufour’s glittering Bombay Bling. I could wear this.

Dirty Ginger I would leave for someone else: but there is no denying that this one is peculiarly sexy. Firstly, I love ginger to death – it is one of my favourite flavours and cooking ingredients (my ultimate ginger in perfumery would probably be Versace L’Homme from 1984, though it is not listed as an official note; or the sultry ginger-led Gucci Envy for Men from 1998, which D wears with aplomb) : I don’t believe that this optimistic, and ultra-fortifying rhizome is used anywhere near enough in perfumery. Dirty Ginger is more experimental and eccentric than any other fragrance I have smelled based on this note (ginger vs shiso vs palo santo vs lime, with cumin, tea and black pepper all writhing suggestively down in the mix : : : : diffident, dirty (that would be the combination with the armpit sweat note of the cumin, and definitely distancingly erotic). Ironically, I also actually find this one the most ‘aromatherapy-ish‘ of today’s selection – but that certainly doesn’t detract from its growlingly suggestive, odd-ball charm.

To finish, predictably I go for the vetiver.

While on the whole, I avoid buying expensive niche vetiver scents because – contradicting what I wrote earlier about the unwearable overcomplexity of most natural oils – vetiver is one that I do wear in pure essential (at a fraction of the cost, and with more fulfilling results). That said, if I come across a fragrance that can capture the earthiness of the finest vetiver zizanioides but then embellishes it with something that I know I can’t do by myself, then my ears prick up. Dirty Grass is one of these : the greenest, grassiest vetiver (top notes like freshly cut grass stems in the opening, along with galbanum, coriander, and CBD cannabis oil, though I am not sure that this was printed on the label I saw here in Japan where there are very strict regulations regarding this). In tandem, these notes make the fragrance feel alive, and I am definitely intrigued : to be revivified, zoned out and anchored simultaneously strikes me as a pleasing fragrance option. I will definitely be taking this one out for a second spin with view to possibly getting a full bottle; a hint of skank in the overall mix, for me, not deterring the mind from a generally, wholesome, and very clean, vitality.

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ALL IT TOOK WAS A TUBE OF HAND CREAM

It was just so incongruous.

The plainness of the staff room; the unflinching familiarity. The piles of papers; documents, notebooks, registers, files – and then, suddenly, as if out of nowhere, the heart-lifting smell of a celestial osmanthus: an alabaster Athena bathed in cold-cream.

And all this, coming seemingly- bizarrely- from the direction of one head of English and master Japanese grammarian – : personable, steadfast and doggedly diligent, ( who even I as a native speaker have consulted upon occasion about some fine points of English structure) -but certainly not necessarily known for his perfume, or his glamour.

It is strange in those moments when you are lost in dour thoughts, or dull thoughts, or just practical, work-based thoughts, but then a scent just comes over you like a bolt from the blue and your deeper, more crystalline inner self is somehow unlocked in a special moment of pure sensuousness; when, for a few seconds , you can think of nothing at all but oh my god, what the hell is that smell (and where can I get it?)

Clearly demonstrating the comparative nonchalance in Japan of most men towards what is traditionally considered to be masculine or not (because let’s face it, your average guy in his late-fifties approaching retirement age in most countries is not going to consciously reach for a hand cream entitled ‘Body Fantasies: : You Wanna Shampoo? ‘), but presumably, in the spirit of economizing – having randomly or otherwise obliviously bought this at Daiso, one of the cut-price Japanese equivalents of Walmart, this ‘veteran teacher’ had just bought it on a whim thinking ‘my hands are dry: this’ll do’, then, one fine day when the moment was ready, proceeded to generously squeeze some of the highly, very highly perfumed cream onto his hands one afternoon, not realizing that, from the olfactory point of view, in that particular room, this was a take over.

I was completely entranced. And naturally, immediately inquired what this heavenly substance was, trying not to smile too much when I saw the name on the label. “I’ll get you some the next time” was his kind response, and I was in fact given a tube of my very own at the beginning of this week.

Now, let’s not get carried away.

This is, simply, nothing more than a typical, girly, fruity hand cream. To you, it might ‘just smell like an American teenager’. Nothing special. So don’t go ordering a whole warehouse of the stuff just because of this review. But to me, it smells just so lovely. Osmanthus, topped with fresh raspberries; the freshness of Calyx by Prescriptives, but with a more shadowy undertone of vintage Cristalle Chanel ( I am quite taken with those more troubled, and lingering aftereffects). Just a clean, ‘handcreamy’ scent, yes – but as I applied just a little to my fingertips yesterday; let it touch brush past my temples, I must say that when I went out into the sunny, Autumnal afternoon — I was on Cloud Nine.

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KING OF BEASTS by AMATIAS + FIGHTING SPIRIT POUR HOMME by NEW JAPAN PRO-WRESTLING + ARMY FIGHT by SHIRLEY MAY (201*)

It is a cliche and a truism that Japan is a land of contradictions – but it really is. Every beautiful stereotype of the manners, the politeness, the elegance, the refinement is absolutely true – the ambiguity, the – I could go on. But there is a flip side to every coin, and thankfully, there is also a far rougher, crasser, meathead side to this place as well – hence the continuing popularity of hulk like Americans and European martial arts ‘actors’ in the form of Claude Van Damme, Dwayne Johnson, Senator Arnold Schwarzenegger et al (Terminator is phenomenally well known here); Bruce Wills (who is in a new TV commercial right now, with exactly the same winkin’ and smirkin’ expression on his face as of old); the hideous Tom Cruise, and many others (I was once totally gobsmacked when a teacher I was training told me that the reason she had become interested in learning English was her infatuation with Sylvester Stallone (“He is so cool”).

Granted, the younger generation has an entirely different blueplate when it comes to what is beautiful in a man; the ultra-femme, lipsticked K-pop style pale-skinned, sloping shouldered boys that the Chinese government has recently censured for being a pernicious influence on the youth (in my local Tower Records store in Fujisawa – yes, it is still in business here – hordes of schoolgirls flock in cliques to ogle the posters of all the beautiful Korean boys and their Japanese competition, in the form of manufactured processed groups like King And Prince — the giant, glistening, wisecracking orange brown bulk of the American Machos absolutely aeons away from their ideal

(D and I were marvelling, yesterday, at the desexed androgyny of the latest boy band here, Naniwa Danshi who were plastered all over the convenience store ; the latest creation from the poloney factory by top Tokyo talent producers Johnny’s Inc who all the school girls and school boys will be drooling over at their desks collecting stickers, energy drinks with their sweet faces on the bottles, multiple CD single releases in a variety of covers for collectors and all the rest).

Thus, it shall be seen that the 80’s and 90’s Musclehunk / machine-gun toting mountains-of-veined-steak mode of manliness is in many ways, extremely outdated, revolting, even for many people – except for a significant percentage of the population who can’t get enough of A, B, C and D grade action movies, which are sold at cut price cost on DVD at convenience stores (the familiar explosions in the background, the beretta in the fore) and which always do predictably well whenever released in national cinemas.

Taking back a failed projector to used recycle superstore ‘HARD OFF’ in Ofuna yesterday, while D picked up a brown velvet Paul Smith jacket and dealt with all the wires and cables, I couldn’t resist, myself having a quick snifter of the ‘economy fragrance’ section there, in which every scent for men is thematically linked to roaring and going to war (one is even linked to the Japan Pro Wrestling Association – another growling shrunken ballfest with hard flesh pounding hard flesh to the delight of the jeering audience) – the choices of atmosphere basically include fighting, battling, sword play, and biting

(a bushi is a samurai warrior)

while for women, it almost goes without saying, the choices are dreamy and lovely, such as Cupid Cute, Mystic Moon – and Vanity.

Funnily, despite the names, the perfumes themselves don’t smell especially aggressive or threatening, although when D tried on some Fighting Spirit he did, out of the blue, suddenly try some spinning taekwondo moves on me that I found quite surprising; a spritz of Bushi and Cobra and he was flying through the air whipping his sword about like an extra in Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon.

No but seriously, there was, in fact, none of the nasty amber/faux fougere/ cheap oud substitutes you might expect from such bellicose concepts and militaristic packaging in these fragrances; in fact, almost all of the men’s scents were variations on the warm, skin scent come-thither musks of Jean Paul Gaultier’s Le Male, CK Be, and Soprani Blu – nothing unpleasant; very inexpensive, but also, in truth, perfectly wearable. The ladies’ perfumes were not offensive either (except for all their frilly collettes and lacy ribbons); if you were to smell any of these scents on a person, though, one who cannot plump for a perfume 200 or 300 times more expensive, I don’t think you would wrinkle your nose; in fact, if they had the chops to go with the attitude and the right look; you might even just relinquish the fight and give in.

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YUZU + RAMUNE + RAKUGAN + ROASTED GREEN TEA + WOOD FLAKE (2019) by J-SCENT

Tokyu Hands is the go-to emporium for anyone in Japan in need of anything you can’t get outside of a traditional supermarket. All one’s craft needs are met; stage makeup and party wigs; toiletries galore; novelties of all descriptions; bags and satchels, camping equipment, notebooks, mugs and key rings – it’s the kind of place you either go into for something specific, or else just wander around aimlessly waiting to buy something you didn’t know you actually wanted until you see it. A good place to zone out for a few minutes between assignations, I sometimes have a look around the soaps and bath salts; incense, high end shampoos and conditioners – it’s an ideal place to treat yourself on pay day.

With its extensive dedicated male grooming section; all sorts of shaving gels and creams; hairslicks and pomades and creams and sprays of every description as well as a fragrance selection with all the Bulgaris, Ferraris, Jaguars, Alain Delon Samuraï flankers you could possibly ever wish for (with some perennial men’s favourites such as Eternity for Men and Givenchy π, which has enduring popularity here, especially in the lighter versions), the young(ish) man about town can stock up on his weekly necessities in one quick stop. However, my nose bores easily in such terrain; I know all those smells like the back of my hand, and want something new to give me a boost; a quick fix of fun, olfactory stimulation.

Having a quick stroll around the sixth floor in Yokohama the other day, I excitedly stopped in my tracks when I saw that the store now carries the entire range of intriguing domestic brand J-Scent, a series of very well made perfumes that, like Demeter, with their instantaneous recollections of every variety of smell under the sun, remind you vividly of every day smells and sensations; working, essentially, as momentary ‘wow it is just like it’ scent baubles, but unlike the iconoclastic American brand, actually work as wearable perfumes with more complexity and depth, often with a very pleasing softness and fullness that raises them above the level of mere gimmick.

I have written about several of this company’s perfume oils before (the only iteration I have come across until now), including Sumo Wrestler, a lovely powdered amber and the rapturousness of the rose/violet, spring kimono’d Hanamachi- but this was the first time I have been able to try the much fresher and vivid eaux de toilette, which I vastly prefer. Like a kid in a toy shop, taking off my mask for a while and indulging my senses properly, I went through each of them one by one and I have to say there is not a bad scent in the entire collection. Admittedly, some are rather odd: Honey And Lemon perhaps goes too far into that in bed with a cough sweet territory in the mucky area between balm and phlegm; Roasted Green Tea (look at the notes list!: peanut and coconut with roasted green tea (an extremely popular drink here in Japan); mint, vanilla, clover, iris and jasmine – we are definitely talking freaky gourmand weirdness, but somehow the perfume merits a few takes just to be sure and I am still not sure that I am ); Tsukishizuku (Mother Of Pearl) was an emotional upstart in the collection; a nacreous, jasmine wet floral area I found strangely disturbing (but want to try on my skin); Hanamizake a cherry blossom musk scent with a very clear and present top accord of fresh sake, an alcohol I have never personally taken to (and I certainly don’t want to smell as though I have spent the night sloshed and unconscious in a nihonshu factory); yet, it has been blended in a way that definitely perks up your nose tendrils and makes you want to go for a second spin.

Ramune, the blue, indigenous variant of lemonade, with a more sugary, creamier, more soda-like vibe, is captured very sweetly by J-Scent in its namesake perfume; on first impulse I thought this might be the one I might buy first, as it has a soothing, no-nerve quality to it that might be fun on a rainy day; a childlike regression; similarly, Yuzu is truly a fully realized yuzu perfume initially, with that ubiquitous winter fruit dominating smilingly along with mandarin and bergamot until, like Diptyque’s Oyedo, it morphs into a more thyme-musk finish. I quite liked it, and am still hesitating (the point being, that at ¥4000 ($40) or less for the edts, and much cheaper for the oils, you can experiment and not break the bank : I like, sometimes, to just have impulsive purchases with perfumes that I can just enjoy brainlessly, not considering them as some form of ‘investment’); along similar lines, Paper soap is a soft, and yes, soapy musk scent I was mildly drawn to as I am a soap-fiend in general and can happily smell of it all day; Rakugan, a nicely done sweet gourmand that might remind me too much of the mouth-clogging powder of certain types of exquisite, sugared confectionery here that, while very easy on the eye with its pastel shades and intricately cut patterns, make me just want to gulp chugfuls of water.

Sensibly, not all of the scents in the J-range are based on the cute and the culinary. Black Leather, a less tangy modern Cabochard, won the Best New Niche prize at the Beauty Global Awards in 2019 and merits further attention; Agarwood an undressed, very sober take on oud from a Japanese perspective that is quite nice; there are also some more unusual and inspired perfumes such as Hakka, which combines the wonderful native peppermint I was raving about earlier this year when a taxi driver suddenly sprayed some in the car as we were paying, with green leaves, lotus and lily with an cedar base; I would definitely try this one again, as I would also Shaft Of Light, an unusual fresh floral/ fruit chypre. All of these will be getting further inspection from me. Strangely, the scent in the range I was most geared to on first and second sniffings was Wood Flake: strange because, as you probably know, I am not at all fond of densely wood-based perfumes (unless they are vetiver or patchouli); if I am, they tend to be those that smell ‘red’ rather than ‘brown’; ie Féminité Du Bois; Serge Lutens’ Cèdre and the like. Though the sweet vanilla musk conclusion of Wood Flake might be a little too blousy for me as the day goes on – I won’t know until I try it on myself – I was immediately entranced by the hinoki/ cedar / rose/ vetiver main theme of the fragrance, which seems perfect for the coming days as Autumn begins to cede into Winter. At any rate, I will certainly be going back and buying myself a couple (or three or four) for my own collection; if any of these also sound appealing to you in terms of mind travel, I would recommend getting the discovery set of 1/5mls: whether you are blown away or simply amused, there might be new departures in note combinations and evocations you have never known ; delicate, original, and playful.

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DANS LA NUIT by WORTH (1924)

Sometimes I swish my bed covers in the night and bottles come toppling down. This morning I mysteriously found a small extrait bottle of Dans La Nuit lying next to the futon and thought I would reassess it. Although sadly not the iconical original flacon that was flagrantly ripped off by Karl Lagerfeld for his sickly bitter-sweet Sun, Moon Stars from 1994 in the same manner as Jean Paul Gaultier’s unapologetic appropriation of Elsa Schiaparelli (for ‘Classique’, 1993), the perfume miniature I once found at the Salvation Army in western Shinjuku still holds a certain interest.

While certainly never approaching the unforgettability of Je Reviens – Worth’s enduring blue incense aldehyde that is in a galaxy of its own making — Dans La Nuit, a sweet, cold, aldehydic floral with a tang of emotionality, has the cool, pressed aspirin crushed powder of flowers – carnation, violet, jasmine, rose, iris – against medicinal, lightly spiced aldehydes, and a soft musk base typical of its era, when notes tended to be meticulously constricted into one single, seamless patina.

There is, indeed, something rather pressing about the scent; an imperative of romance, perhaps; a hug me tighter. Not forlorn, precisely, but with definite intimations of need. Private yet demanding, the powerful inner glow of the perfume (cinnamon, civet) glimmers quietly upon the greener notes of bergamot and lily of the valley, with the rose at the centre the inextinguishable, beating heart. Similar in tone and texture to Bourjois Nuit de Paris and Coty’s L’Origan, it is easy to imagine this scent smelled up close at a ballroom of the period; a stolen summer night kiss on a balustrade.

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