Demeter’s Tomato is a tomato, yes – that fresh, garden-touched, hand-rubbing, leaf smell – but it is also rather hairdressing salon. Very nineties’, fruit-engendered, shampoo: Ms Tomato goes out on the town on a Tuesday afternoon – because she has to – for a wash, cut, and blow dry. Light. Easy. Green and red; nothing much to speak of.

That made me laugh. Maybe she has a hot date with Mr. Potatohead. 🙂
Your comment made me laugh too!
I reckon!
The obsessiveness of it all! I have a lamb joint in the oven. Sage, Thyme, Rosemary and chopped in some green tomatoes to go with the potatoes (Should be an interesting Yorkshire pudding, though i’m corrected always that it isn’t strictly Yorkshire Pudding unless it’s with beef.) . Also went online and ordered the DemeterTomato shower gel and spray. Now there must be a hungry lorry driver lurking somwhere about…
Hilarious.