Irony:
I have checked out a few of his consumer goods. I had been on the hunt for a Trump button down shirt and tie. When I found them, the quality was no better than most of our lowest end department stores.
I couldn’t imagine paying full price for them. (They were at a retail thrift store).
My opposition to his goods are based in the fact that their quality was garbage.
I was told the steaks were worse than the Omaha Steaks that are available for delivery. The wine was no better than Gallo offerings. The vodka is overshadowed by other cleaner celebrity offerings.
The books are ghostwritten by someone that wasn’t paid enough to write them well. And the water? It is bottles of water, not anything magical.
(I also wish that he would deploy decorum and allow people to save face, without the proverbial bull in the china shop mentality).
The hair is kind of genius though, imagine coaxing that quiff out of wax or whatever, then surrounding it with silicone or whatever they use for the mould, then pouring boiling plastic into the mould. Then they must spray it with gold paint. It just fascinates me that people have gone to all that trouble to make something so mind bendingly tacky!
Nooooo …. just couldn’t.
don’t worry – none of my money is going in that boot polished low life’s direction
this IS magnificently tacky though – something I have always had something of a penchant for
I just threw up in my mouth a little. ☹️
You don’t fancy it on your dresser ?
Yuck.
Imagine actually spraying it on yourself ? For some it would be a religious act.
There are no words…
I was saying to d last night : if you had told me all this ten years ago I would never have believed it
Irony:
I have checked out a few of his consumer goods. I had been on the hunt for a Trump button down shirt and tie. When I found them, the quality was no better than most of our lowest end department stores.
I couldn’t imagine paying full price for them. (They were at a retail thrift store).
My opposition to his goods are based in the fact that their quality was garbage.
I was told the steaks were worse than the Omaha Steaks that are available for delivery. The wine was no better than Gallo offerings. The vodka is overshadowed by other cleaner celebrity offerings.
The books are ghostwritten by someone that wasn’t paid enough to write them well. And the water? It is bottles of water, not anything magical.
(I also wish that he would deploy decorum and allow people to save face, without the proverbial bull in the china shop mentality).
All very interesting
You can sell it to some rube for lots of money, after it sells out.
at the centre of his shrine wreathed in golden toupees
I like that you have to screw off its head.
!
the head is genius
I don’t think it is meant to be funny though : it is quite serious
Now he’s hawking $399 sneakers:
https://www.axios.com/2024/02/18/trump-sneakers-never-surrender-launch
I know : I was discussing them with my students yesterday evening ( we were all laughing )
Vile vial
The hair is kind of genius though, imagine coaxing that quiff out of wax or whatever, then surrounding it with silicone or whatever they use for the mould, then pouring boiling plastic into the mould. Then they must spray it with gold paint. It just fascinates me that people have gone to all that trouble to make something so mind bendingly tacky!
It fascinates me also. Massively.
And your toupee poetry here is a marvellous