GABRIELLE L’EAU by CHANEL (2024)

I thought Gabrielle had been a huge flop, so was surprised to see this in a department store just now.

You know that deep down you must be an optimist when you still retain vestiges of hope.

But nope : a brief glimmer of gilded grapefruit soon turns sinus pinching and rinsey, leading to an immediate headache ( as in : two seconds in, behind the bridge of my nose being squeezed by noxious chemicals, the rest, the back of my brain flooded also, an incipient migraine.)

Endocrinic horror.

Hideous

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16 responses to “GABRIELLE L’EAU by CHANEL (2024)

  1. Kathryn

    A rare miss for Chanel. My favorites are still the older issues and luckily the perfumes in my bottles are not losing their beautiful scents.

  2. Even Chanel uses those synth woody ambers eh?

  3. Robin

    Great little review, Neil. I keep thinking we won’t hear from you for a bit, so hanging on every word atm!

    Thought it might be so. The original Gabrielle actually made Ric wince when I waved my wrist under his nose, so.

    • this is FOUL ! couldn’t help saying so

      operations / sabbatical etc not until next spring now so once I manage to get past this current burnout more writing will ensue !

      • Robin

        That maybe isn’t great news as far as having to wait to get your knees refurbished, but at least it gives your rabid readers more words of yours to savour between now and then!

        When you’re ready, that is. Time away is good.

  4. Pinching/rinsey… One can feel the nasal anguish!

  5. Resurrections for success are a matter of timing

  6. Kate

    Gabrielle and the new L’eau = bug spray to my nose.

  7. That’s disappointing but not surprising; the original Gabrielle didn’t do much for me. It seems a shame that Chanel just keeps issuing unloved flankers, but maybe someone loves them!

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