CHANEL CRUSH ABSOLU (2026)

What was already so nauseating has been rendered more so.

That sickly patchouli amber, but now with an added kitchen cleaner swill of grapefruit and lychee vacillating in the top.

I do hope that no one is wearing it on the plane.

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7 responses to “CHANEL CRUSH ABSOLU (2026)

  1. Laughing. All the modern Chanels are obnoxious- and overpriced.

  2. HA! I love your snarky sneer.
    HUG

  3. I’m scared to smell the new LHB by G, coming out in September. I can imagine it’s been totally stripped of its soul. Shame on them for using the same name.

  4. Tough question:
    What are the acceptable Chanels?

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